The fact that Katie Holmes has no stage presence and can't hold a tune to save her life is the least of my problems with this routine. Any attempts to display sexual attraction between these two makes me throw up in my mouth. I have the distinct feeling, too, that Katie Holmes has been rehearsing this routine in her bedroom since she was a teenager (the amateurish performance just screams high school musical), around the same time that she first dreamed about marrying Tom Cruise. Gross. And yet, as if I were watching a train wreck, I can't look away. This video may almost be as bad as "2 girls 1 cup." (Don't go looking for that video if you don't know what it is. Seriously.)
Monday, May 10, 2010
Ew.
This may be the most horrifying video I've seen in a long time:
The fact that Katie Holmes has no stage presence and can't hold a tune to save her life is the least of my problems with this routine. Any attempts to display sexual attraction between these two makes me throw up in my mouth. I have the distinct feeling, too, that Katie Holmes has been rehearsing this routine in her bedroom since she was a teenager (the amateurish performance just screams high school musical), around the same time that she first dreamed about marrying Tom Cruise. Gross. And yet, as if I were watching a train wreck, I can't look away. This video may almost be as bad as "2 girls 1 cup." (Don't go looking for that video if you don't know what it is. Seriously.)
The fact that Katie Holmes has no stage presence and can't hold a tune to save her life is the least of my problems with this routine. Any attempts to display sexual attraction between these two makes me throw up in my mouth. I have the distinct feeling, too, that Katie Holmes has been rehearsing this routine in her bedroom since she was a teenager (the amateurish performance just screams high school musical), around the same time that she first dreamed about marrying Tom Cruise. Gross. And yet, as if I were watching a train wreck, I can't look away. This video may almost be as bad as "2 girls 1 cup." (Don't go looking for that video if you don't know what it is. Seriously.)
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That is one scary video. One of my friends insists that Katie Holmes originally said in an interview (back when she was on Dawson's Creek) that she had always dreamed of marrying Tom HANKS (not Tom Cruise). She distinctly remembers it because she was a huge DC fan and thought it was weird because Hanks was so old. And now they managed to twist things around to say she had a crush on Cruise all along... creepy.
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